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  Comment Link Xani @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 22:04

  If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Kaxie SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 22:04

  (Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Ponie @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 22:04

  I told my wife I’d quit drinkin’—turns out she meant the whiskey, not the beer. -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Šóni @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 22:04

  I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Hani @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 22:04

  What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Hanni @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 22:04

  (White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Connie @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 22:04

  (White) My flashlight’s out—guess I’m trippin’ in the dark. -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link SlimTaxi SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 22:04

  I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it's lying. - spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link ZinTaxi SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 22:04

  They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Xáni @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 22:04

  They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” -- spintaxi.com